機車帶點詼諧的歌詞，是Randy Newman 在1978年的舊作，因歌詞帶著嘲諷矮子、歧視侏儒的意味，推出當時就引發了一些爭議。

惠靈頓國際烏克麗麗樂團   也十足"機車"的呈現這首歌，一起來聽聽吧!!

Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra
惠靈頓國際四弦琴樂團

《Short People》

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, i don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`round here

Short people are just the same
As you and i
(a fool such as i)
All men are brothers
 
Until the day they die
(it's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, i don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'round here